No, Mom, I Didn’t Have Any Junk Food Before My Nap.
The other day when I got home from work I went to my bed (with my new MEMORY FOAM aka “it’s like sleeping on angel eyelashes” mattress), pulled back the covers and hopped in, still wearing my jeans and everything. … Continue reading
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Oklahoma girl through-and-through. Writer, aspiring domestic goddess and totalitarian dictator. Taking on the world one carb-induced coma at a time. Co-host of Picture Shows & Petticoats. 








